I put this page up for only one reason... this is to share with you a certain
recipe that has been passed down for many generations to the women in
my family.
All the women in my family are 'well endowed' (not a
"traditional" 'Chinese' trait!), and have large, round, and
firm breasts. Part of this is genetic, for sure, but this 'family secret'
has helped us all along, too!
Lately, there have been a lot of expensive 'products' promising 'breast enlargement
and enhancement'... most of you already know this is garbage, and someone
is making a lot of money on foolish people that are desperate to enhance
their looks and breasts.
I am sharing this with a few others for free... one of my dearest friends
is a transsexual, and I love this person dearly, so I told her I would
help her by sharing this family secret. She had phenomenal results with it,
and she told others about it, but they got it wrong, some with embarrassing
results. So I agreed to put this up on the net, with her understanding that she
will only share this with people she cares about. The MOMENT I SEE THAT THIS
PAGE HAS BEEN POSTED ALL OVER THE WEB, I WILL TAKE IT DOWN! Do NOT abuse this
page. Only pass it along to someone you care about--I in NO WAY want to
see people exploit this family secret!
First, you will need EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil. This works best, as it is most pure.
To make the 'paste', you use one-half cup of extra virgin olive oil, and mix-in
1/4 cup of rice wine. Add to this enough honey to thicken this 'paste'-- note
that the honey has nothing whatsoever to do with what makes this work--it is
simply to help thicken and make this into a paste.
Next, you add to this 1/4 cup of vinegar--this is one of the most important
ingredients, as it helps transport the 'active' ingredients into the
breast tissue. You will also add a pinch of salt, as this also helps transport
the active ingredients.
The MOST important ingredients are chicken bulion, soy sauce, and horseradish.
Mix one tsp. full (rounded) of chicken bulion (or two cubes) with soy sauce
(one tbsp. full) and mix well. Now, in a separate bowl, crush one ounce of poppy seeds,
and mix well with a 'clean' water (spring water). Use just enough water to make a
viscious liquid. No more! (Crushing the poppy seeds might seem a little 'tedious',
but this is very important to do! Just know it will take a little time and a
little 'elbow grease').
Mix this with all the other ingredients.
Add one tbsp. full of horseradish to this, and
when it is an even consistency, mix with the other ingredients.
Next, place this is a small pan, and GENTLY warm (DO NOT BOIL THIS!!!) the
mixture, unitl it is thoroughly mixed, and then allow it to cool to room
temperature. Add to this Chinese green tea (one cup, warm, not hot!).
(My friend uses 'Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time' tea, and says this
works for her--it is up
to you, I suppose. It is the 'tannic acid' in the tea which is important, really.).
Slowly stir this until it becomes 'consistent'. Then, once again, heat this to a boil (this time, DO bring it to a boil),
and when it boils (not one moment less, not one moment more!), remove it from
heat, and allow it to cool a bit. (The 'paste' needs to be warm/NOT HOT when
applied! So don't let it get 'too cool'! A little practice will help you know
when it is 'just right').
In a separate bowl, mix the slightly-cooled ingredients with whole-wheat flour,
and make once again, into a paste.
You must have shaved away all body hair in the area to which you will be
applying the 'paste'. And you also need to open the pores after shaving, too.
This is best done by applying a hot and damp towel... my friend takes
a normal face-towel, and wets it, ringing out the excess water, placing it in
a plastic bag, and heating it in the microwave for about a minute--be careful
not to heat it for too long or it will burn! Carefully place it on your chest and
breast area, careful not to burn yourself!!! Leave this hot towel on your
chest/breast area for about five minutes, as warm as you can stand it,
(WITHOUT BURNING YOURSELF!)
Now, it's time to apply the 'paste', which should be warm when it is applied.
Place equal amounts over each breast, and allow it to stay on for at least
thirty minutes. Make sure that the paste is not DRY at any time--if it
begins to feel dry, lightly spray it with Chinese green tea (or
Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Time
Tea) to keep it moist.
It usually takes several months of doing this twice a day, for thirty minutes,
(at least) to see dramatic results. And, if it is done properly, you will
begin to see
results in about six weeks. And as the women in my family will tell you (or
show you, if you are REALLY lucky!), it works.
True, genetics play an important role, but as you know, genetically,
Chinese women do not normally have large breasts... (surprise!)
I make no garuntees or claims, other than this has been handed down to me. By
using this 'paste', you knowingly do this at your own risk! (When and
if you experience dramatic results, then it is YOUR responsibility, not mine!).
Good luck to you, and may the peaceful spirit of
Nkwando Kwan Wu Fong
lead you to
perfection in your heart of pureness and devotion.
Denise Chung Wu Fong
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